This is Everest, and he’s not a little porker.’ Dympna blushes. ‘Everest is in his, what they call Concertina Years. That’s what the scientists call it. At the moment, he’s growing outwards – his extended phase. But in another few months he will grow upwards and the concertina will be in its squeeze phase
‘A pipe? A pipe?! Your mother would turn in her grave if she knew she’d spawned a daughter who smokes a pipe! Your poor mama was a pure lady. Prim and ladylike. She smoked menthol cigarettes, now that’s feminine.’
Love how this Reader picks up on how I break every writing convention in HTE 😁
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